New York Times Bestseller 5 Starred Reviews 'Will have listeners in stitches.' --Kirkus Reviews (starred review) 'Purely absurd, sidesplitting humor.' --Booklist (starred review) 'Demands bombastic, full-volume performances.' --Publishers Weekly (starred review) 'Perfect for a guffawing share with younger sibs or buddy read.' --BCCB (starred review) 'The sort of story that makes children love to read.' --School Library Journal (starred review) From acclaimed, bestselling creators Drew Daywalt, author of The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Home, and Adam Rex, author-illustrator of Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, comes a laugh-out-loud hilarious picture book about the epic tale of the classic game Rock, Paper, Scissors. 'I couldn't stop laughing while reading this aloud to a group of kids,' commented the founder of Bookopolis.com, Kari Ness Riedel.